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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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And you hear the roar of a dragon as Cuth has come home.

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You guys have all found where you're hiding.

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You hear multiple sets of footsteps coming down the hall.

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The alarm has gone off quite a while ago.

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Quick, swift strike.

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You cleave his head off and the helmeted skull clangs to the ground.

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It's just you're in a room of gore now.

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I love it.

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If you want to get out of the gore, you have to get on top of the bed though.

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Hey, oh, hey, behind the statue, there's a bunch of gold in here.

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Guys, do you think this might be Cuth's treasure hoard?

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Could be.

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Seems like it.

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Flint, you are crossing the room to retrieve this crossbow.

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Nularaaaa, you are walking over to the globe.

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As you are crossing the room, you see a ripple in the water.

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Ripple.

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And emerging from the water is a giant green dragon with a elven male sitting on its back.

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Fuck.

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The dragon lets forth its poison breath.

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Neren Bane jumps off of his back and Cuth flies up to the wall.

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We know your dad.

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He's really disappointed in you.

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My father doesn't know what's coming to him.

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So, Cuth hops down and eyes up Nularaaaa.

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Of course he does.

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Cuth lets forth his poison breath.

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Nularaaaa, you see drop to the ground.

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Hey friends, I'm dead.

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Cuth's turn.

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He hears the call from Neren Bane and he flies down to Neren Bane.

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You may have won this battle, but the war is knocking at your door.

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Cuth dives into the lake and disappears.

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Thaddeus runs over to Nularaaaa and casts Revivify.

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Yay!

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Knowing that you came close to death, you will have to fight again even harder

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to make sure the Cult of the Dragon does not achieve their goal.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We are a fifth edition actual play podcast.

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I am your dungeon master Russ More and with me today with a lovely cough is Amy More.

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Hey!

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Yeah, sorry about this.

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I just couldn't cancel on you guys.

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So, I'm going to force you to listen to my horribleness.

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Love you.

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We'll try and edit out much of it.

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We'll see.

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Also with us, Carla Johnson.

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Cough Johnson.

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Calm Lonson.

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Calm Lonson.

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Tarla Johnson.

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Carla Johnson.

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That's me.

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I play Nularaaaa Moonbrook.

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And Tom Lair.

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That's me.

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I play Flint Firebeard.

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That's me, says Italian Tom.

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Spicy beard.

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Hey guys.

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How are you doing over there?

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Not in cough zone.

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I'm doing real good here, Russ.

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I don't know why Tom just said that's a spicy beard, but I liked it.

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I liked it.

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Well, because he's got a red beard, right?

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It's spicy.

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It's spicy, I guess.

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Beard.

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It's the spice of life.

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It's the spice of life.

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That's the old saying.

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Next month is Women in Table Topping, Table Topping Gaming Month.

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No.

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Women in Table Topping Gaming Month.

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Table Topping Gaming Monthing.

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It's women who go around and they flip tables at different establishments.

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And just yell women.

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And they like checkers and monopoly.

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And it's just everywhere.

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Let's do the game.

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This is like a super fun bonus web video.

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Yes.

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Totally.

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Just Amy and I going to random places.

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Just going to different women.

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Sounds amazing.

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I'm in.

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So that's what our bonus episodes are going to be.

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It's just Carla and Amy.

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Maybe Tom's tagging along too.

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Well, Tom has to be my videographer.

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Somebody needs to have the camera.

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This is all put on by our good friend David Ginsburg from the Tales from the Fandom podcast.

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And it's a month long celebration of women in tabletop gaming.

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So Amy and Carla will be recording as DMs their very own one-shot episodes with us.

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So four EPS that month.

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Two regular and two bonuses.

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It's crazy.

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Well, and there will be a Patreon episode that month too.

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And a Patreon episode.

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So if you're a patron in June, you get five episodes from us.

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You're going to be so sick of us.

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Who planned this out?

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You'll be so happy.

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I got to edit all those episodes.

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Quick, let's get to this episode so I can go work.

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You can see the look on Russ's face right now.

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He is terrified.

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No, it'll be fine.

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Fuck it, guys.

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Let's play some D&D.

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So you guys are standing in the middle of Cooth's Lair.

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The vines and the thorny bushes are starting to wither away.

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I light one on fire just because I'm pissed off.

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Yeah, totally.

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I'm pissed off.

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Burst into flames.

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And you're just in this room.

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What are you doing?

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Can I try and figure out what my globe is?

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Uh huh.

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Like right now?

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You want to figure that out right now?

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I think I actually, because dragons are one of my favorite enemies,

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I think I actually get like no shit about them.

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You know.

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I know shit.

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Okay, I'm trying to uh,

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I have advantage on intelligence checks about them.

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But if this isn't about them, that's fine.

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I wouldn't say it's directly related to the dragon itself.

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Am I doing investigation?

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Yeah, do an investigation check.

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That's 17.

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I want it to check in case,

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like what if it's like,

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I just like crack it open and everyone's healed to like and gets 10 extra hit points.

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You know, like those kind of things you put in game for us.

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Not really.

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Just in case.

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It's probably just like a fog machine for our next party.

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Oh, that would be amazing.

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That would be.

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Although you know it would have started to fog as soon as like the dragon came in from the water, right?

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That's true.

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And it's like bluetooth hooked up to is like stereo.

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I'm not sure why Eye of the Tiger is coming up.

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Hey, of course it is.

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The dragon had to get pumped to come kill us.

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You're looking over this globe and it's dusty you'd say because it's been sitting in a dragon's hoard for probably quite some time.

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And you run your hands along it and you kind of clear away some of that dirt and dust.

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And you feel what is a bit of an inscription and you clear it away and you see a word.

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What word do you see?

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Probably the best word that I know, which is dragon's lair.

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Oh, she did a fake cough and it set off like some real, real, real coughs.

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I'm going to fix something.

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It says banana.

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That's my go-to word always.

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It doesn't say dragon's lair, are you sure?

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Are you sure it's not a ball that when you throw it at a dragon it like, I don't know, slays it or something?

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That can't be what it is.

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Oh God, if it is then that's amazing.

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Because wouldn't he steal something that would harm him to keep it safe in his lair?

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That's true.

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You've heard of sleigh bells before.

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This is just a sleigh ball.

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So yeah, the inscription in fact is banana.

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Do you say that word out loud?

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Like what does Nulara do when she sees the word banana inscribed on this very crystalline globe?

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I probably spell it out loud.

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B-A-N-A-N-A.

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It's probably what I do.

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B-A-N-A-N-A.

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This shit is banana.

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This globe is banana.

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So when you say this shit is banana, the globe lights up around you and it illuminates the room 60 feet around you.

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Oh, it's a light ball.

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I just poisoned all of us and I die again.

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No, it's a light ball.

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It's like a little flashlight for you, but you have to say banana out loud so you feel ridiculous every time you use it.

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Banana!

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You're like a minion.

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You know as a drift globe.

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For drifters.

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As you're holding it now begins to hover in front of you.

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Fucking sweet.

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Hey guys, I can see in the dark now.

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You're just like us now.

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I can't. I can make light.

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So that is very different than seeing in the dark.

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But doesn't making light mean you could see in the dark?

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But you guys can just see in the dark and stay in the dark and walk? Secretly?

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Whereas I have a glowing orb in front of me, which is less sneaky.

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That lights up 60 feet.

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That's a lot of space too.

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So yeah, the drift globe hovers so it doesn't move by itself, but you can place it and then move it yourself.

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As long as it's active.

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Now can you turn it off by also saying banana?

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No, you have to say banana backwards.

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And an ab.

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Phew, I'm glad I picked banana.

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That's an easy word to say backwards.

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This has gotten away from us I think.

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You say an ab and it doesn't turn off.

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I say banana.

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Does it turn off?

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And then it turns off.

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Hey guys, I found a cool glowing orb.

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So I'm totally fine that I just died because I've got this cool thing now.

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It's your consolation prize.

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Flamikins Kins has run over to the hoard areas and she's like, guys, there's some cool shit over here.

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Do we have time to like look around?

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Yeah, girl, we got time.

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I think I have some that poison gas.

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It's stuck in there.

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Is anyone else noticing this lingering?

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Yeah, he hit you real hard.

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Thaddeus comes up and he's like, are you alright?

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I'm fine.

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What kind of stuff do we see?

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Everybody make an investigation check and see if you see things.

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Excuse me.

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Five.

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Six.

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Eighteen.

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Well, Flint's going to do well.

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Flamikins Kins gets a fucking 20.

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I should probably roll for Thaddeus.

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Seven for Thaddeus.

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Well, it's not like you're out there and you're hunting around and rooting around and it takes you a little while.

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But you all come out with something that you find interesting.

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So all in all, Nulara, you come out with what looks like an old dirt covered rusty greatsword.

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The hilt of it, though, was what caught your eye.

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It's engraved very intricately with the face of a dragon.

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You had found that crossbow and a quiver, which I had written down had seven arrows.

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You spent four of those shooting things.

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So just so you know.

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But I went and picked them all up afterwards, right?

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Whatever didn't stick into the dragon.

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I don't know if anything actually did stick.

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I don't think I did hit him.

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Fair enough.

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Flint, you find three different potions.

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You find a potion.

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The first one is a red liquid with a sliver of something very small you notice floating in it.

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You find one that has a yellow liquid and you find another one that has a red liquid.

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But as you kind of move it around, it Glimers when it's shaken or agitated.

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Like someone just dumped a bunch of glitter in there?

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Yeah, not like glitter, but like there's an almost iridescence to the surface of the fluid itself.

260
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:24,000
Thea, you come out with a pair of boots that look very fancy.

261
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000
Are they made for walking?

262
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000
You don't know.

263
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000
That's just what I'll do.

264
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000
But you kind of like the looks of them.

265
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000
They're very well made.

266
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000
What are they made of? Leather?

267
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000
Oh yeah, very nice handmade leather.

268
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000
What color are they?

269
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000
Brown.

270
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000
Very nice brown.

271
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000
Any design on them?

272
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:57,000
No, it's kind of got this emblazoning of a windy, cloudy scene that goes up the leg.

273
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000
Are they thigh highs?

274
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000
These are some fancy boots.

275
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000
Thea likes it.

276
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,000
Thea puts them into her bag of holding.

277
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Thea writes down, fancy ass boots.

278
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000
Yeah, you did.

279
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:18,000
Thaddeus comes out with another potion, which is a clear potion.

280
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:28,000
But the longer you look at it, there's a small drop of red in it that seems to expand and contract over time.

281
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000
That freaks me out.

282
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,000
Little beating heart potion.

283
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000
He also finds...

284
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000
Like whose blood is that?

285
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:44,000
He also finds a lovely silk robe that is gold and brighter that he fancies himself.

286
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000
I run up to him and I snatch it and I go, it's mine.

287
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000
No, it's mine.

288
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000
You can't have it. I found it.

289
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000
It doesn't fit you anyways.

290
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000
It's a robe.

291
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000
It's broader in the shoulders.

292
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000
It's a man robe.

293
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:02,000
Thea's upset. She gives the robe back to him.

294
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000
That's so rude, man.

295
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Flamikins comes out and she has found a carved bone statuette.

296
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000
And shows it to everybody.

297
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,000
I don't know who this is. It's some lady.

298
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:20,000
And she shows it to you and everybody make a history check if you take a look at it.

299
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000
Is it a standard lady?

300
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000
Is it Marge?

301
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000
We'll find out depending on your rolls.

302
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000
History?

303
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
No, 10.

304
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000
12.

305
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000
I have fucking plus 6.

306
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000
18 for Thaddeus.

307
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:39,000
Yeah, Nularaaaa and Thaddeus recognize this as Eldeth, the goddess of waterfalls.

308
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000
Haven't ever heard of her before.

309
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
No.

310
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000
Totally new goddess name to me.

311
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:56,000
As you continue to hunt around Nularaaaa, you also find a red potion, one that Glimers when shaken just like one of flints there.

312
00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:00,000
Is there one of those like boop boops?

313
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:05,000
Like a little scanner we can go boop boop and like run all these items under?

314
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
Like for a wedding registry?

315
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000
Like a find your price at Walmart?

316
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000
Yeah, exactly.

317
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,000
Like it'll just like give us some info on these items or no?

318
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,000
There's probably an imposter carry we can take them to maybe.

319
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000
Okay. Just thought I'd ask.

320
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
I don't know how organized Cooth is.

321
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,000
Maybe he's got a real system here.

322
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
Got QR codes on everything.

323
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:34,000
Thaddeus just kind of shakes his head at whatever is happening right now.

324
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000
Okay.

325
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:45,000
Other than that, you find some various maces and swords and daggers, but nothing that really looks of any extra value.

326
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Except for all the treasure around.

327
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
Yeah.

328
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000
Like there's all that treasure too.

329
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000
Oh yeah, yeah, 100%.

330
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:54,000
Are you taking in your bag of holding whatever treasure you can fit?

331
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000
Is that what's happening?

332
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000
Well, not whatever treasure I can fit.

333
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,000
It's always good to have just a little extra room in your bag of holding.

334
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000
But yeah, I take a ton of treasure.

335
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:10,000
This horde looks like kind of like a side horde, like because of all the attacks happening.

336
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Maybe this was where he set up base recently, but this is not his horde.

337
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
He's got different hordes and different area codes.

338
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:23,000
Can I dive through it?

339
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Like Scrooge McTag?

340
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Sure.

341
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
You can try.

342
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
It's going to hurt.

343
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:36,000
Among the small horde, there are 10 gold trade bars from Baldur's Gate, which somebody had seen.

344
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000
I saw those.

345
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:49,000
There are 10 platinum pieces, 120 gold pieces, 2,400 silver pieces and 8,000 copper pieces.

346
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,000
I take everything worth gold and higher.

347
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000
I'm not going to nickel and dime the place.

348
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000
He'll come back and be like, everything is gone.

349
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Maybe I do want to take everything.

350
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000
Maybe I want to be like, yeah, fuck you.

351
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000
And then I carve fuck you into the wall.

352
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:08,000
We're going to leave the silver and copper for the elven prisoners.

353
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
They can take that back.

354
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000
Sure.

355
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
Yeah, those elven prisoners.

356
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000
I think they're all dead.

357
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
We're going to find out.

358
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000
I guess we should like we're just milling around in this room.

359
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,000
So what's our plan of getting out of here?

360
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000
What do you want to do?

361
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000
My pockets are full.

362
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:31,000
Let's go back the way we came and see if any of those elves who are being held prisoner are still alive.

363
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000
Prisoner slash being guards.

364
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
Yeah, I think that's probably a good idea.

365
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000
I saw.

366
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000
I heard a lot of screaming.

367
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Yeah, I'm not.

368
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000
I'm not hopeful, but we should at least look.

369
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Plus, that's the exit anyway.

370
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000
So what order are we going in?

371
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000
Oh, God, I'm tired of dying.

372
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
I didn't say you're dying.

373
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:58,000
It's a very fine, fine hallway, very narrow hallway.

374
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000
I'm not saying you're dying.

375
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,000
You're implying that I could.

376
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000
All right, so Nularaaa is in the middle.

377
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Thea will be last.

378
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000
So you guys head back out the way you came.

379
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:23,000
And as you get closer to the main entry area where you were, you hear the grumbling sounds of ogre type of ogre type creatures.

380
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Oh yeah, those dinks.

381
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Yeah, you just hear grunting and grumbling and yelling.

382
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Can we try to sneak by?

383
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:34,000
Can we try to pass without a trace?

384
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Sure.

385
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Yeah, OK, so I cast pass without a trace and we'll try and be sneaky.

386
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Everybody roll a stealth.

387
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
That must have been really great.

388
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Twenty five.

389
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:52,000
Twenty seven.

390
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Twenty one.

391
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Nineteen.

392
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Delaine and Laska too.

393
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
Did you fuck it up for us?

394
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Laska got really good.

395
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:06,000
But as you guys are walking out, Delaine like kicks a rock.

396
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
And no one notices.

397
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,000
And screams so loud because otherwise it's like a rock.

398
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Oh shit.

399
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
My toe.

400
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Which draws the attention of the Etans and they say, hey over there, you guys, you got his stuff, didn't you?

401
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Russ just wanted to do the Etan voice again.

402
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
I did.

403
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
It was pretty fun.

404
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
No, we didn't take anything.

405
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Roll a deception.

406
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
You don't get plus ten on that.

407
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Oh, fuck off.

408
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:43,000
I got an eleven plus a deception.

409
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Two.

410
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
He got a nat 20 on its insight.

411
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000
This is the most insightful he's ever been.

412
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Yes, I am the smartest one of all.

413
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:58,000
And I know that nobody goes in.

414
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
I mean, I'm surprised you came out alive.

415
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,000
But nobody goes into the dragon hoard and comes out with nothing.

416
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
And they pull their.

417
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Are you saying that you have gone in to the dragon's hoard and taken things on your way out?

418
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,000
We were about to.

419
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
That is extremely unethical.

420
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:26,000
You notice one of them is by up to its waist in the pool trying to figure out how to get underneath where the dragon had come out.

421
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000
So we were we were going to.

422
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Dragon left in a big huff.

423
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
He's not coming back.

424
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
Ever?

425
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Fuck who cares?

426
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
We'll be long gone.

427
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Well, we we didn't take everything.

428
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Yeah, help yourself.

429
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Get in there.

430
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Get in there, man.

431
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
You know what?

432
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
You've been working your ass off for this guy.

433
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
You go in there.

434
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
You take his treasure.

435
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Yeah, I feel I feel like I want to squish her.

436
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
No, no.

437
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
And I throw a gold bar at them.

438
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
They say we left more back there.

439
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
They're too heavy to carry.

440
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
It bends down and picks it up and looks at it.

441
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
And it's like, OK, you took one.

442
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
That means you probably have more.

443
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
I still want to squish you.

444
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
No, I said they're too heavy.

445
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Do I look like a strong creature to you?

446
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,000
It charges towards you.

447
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Roll for an issue.

448
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Nah, I tried, guys.

449
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Nineteen.

450
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Twenty.

451
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
Twenty.

452
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Thirteen for me, Russ.

453
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Oh, and three for Thaddeus.

454
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
You want to roll off, Carla?

455
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Oh, did you get a twenty as well?

456
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
I got a twenty.

457
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
OK.

458
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
And then I rolled a five.

459
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
OK.

460
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,000
I got I rolled a three, but do I add again?

461
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
So then eleven.

462
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Flame Ekin's got a four, so you can put her down by five.

463
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Flame Ekin's got a four.

464
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:48,000
We'll wait until the first wave comes and then we'll go get them.

465
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
So the ettins are up first.

466
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Fuck.

467
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Kiss my ass.

468
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
One is like stuck in the pool.

469
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:59,000
She's like trying to get out, but he looks like he's kind of caught by something.

470
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:05,000
The main ettin charges at Thea because she was talking shit.

471
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:10,000
And they get to make two attacks, one with their battle axe and one with their morning star.

472
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Great.

473
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Battle axe.

474
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000
That's my favorite combo.

475
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000
That's a seventeen.

476
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Well, that will hit me, I guess.

477
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000
And a seventeen.

478
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Yes.

479
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:26,000
So with the battle axe, that's eight slashing damage and then sixteen piercing damage.

480
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Whoa.

481
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
That's a good roll.

482
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:38,000
The other one charges forward with quite surprising speed for such big creatures towards Flint.

483
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Oh, that's a twenty five on the first one and a twenty not critical on the second one.

484
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Sure.

485
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:55,000
So for the battle axe, seventeen slashing damage and then thirteen piercing damage.

486
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Okay.

487
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
And then it is Nularaaaa's turn.

488
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Great.

489
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:07,000
Well, I'm going to pull out Flametongue, say Mui Caliente, so that it's all lit up

490
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
and ready to go.

491
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:13,000
And I guess whatever one is closest to me.

492
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,000
Yeah, I'd probably say the one that attacked Thea.

493
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Okay.

494
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Then I'm going for that one.

495
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Wait, it's technically the last in the line there, so.

496
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:28,000
That is a twenty, not critical.

497
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Battle hit.

498
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Okay.

499
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:35,000
So that is eleven damage on that one.

500
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Going to take another swing at him.

501
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,000
That is a twenty five.

502
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,000
That is ten damage on that one.

503
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:49,000
Donnie will come in for a little chompy chomp.

504
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Donnie got a twenty, not critical.

505
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,000
And he gets three damage.

506
00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,000
And they have to do a con saving throw.

507
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,000
I hope this is one he knocks unconscious because it's cute.

508
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Oh, and that's a fifteen.

509
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Yeah, okay.

510
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
He's fine.

511
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Would have been dramatic, though.

512
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Okay, I'm going to hit the one that hit me.

513
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
Yeah.

514
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:16,000
I'm going to hit it with Toll the Dead, which means he's going to get 2d12 necrotic

515
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
damage and he needs a wizard.

516
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:26,000
So the creature that is within my range, the fucker on me, is we they're going to hear

517
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
the sound of a delorious bell.

518
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
I don't think that's Dolores.

519
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Thought you were going to say Delorean.

520
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000
Me too.

521
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:37,000
I was like, wow, I didn't know we had those in this universe.

522
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:42,000
It fills the air around it for a moment and the target must succeed on a wisdom saving

523
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
throw.

524
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
Ten.

525
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000
Yeah, that's not it.

526
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,000
He must take 2d12 necrotic damage because he's already taken damage.

527
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000
Ten damage.

528
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000
Flint.

529
00:24:53,000 --> 00:25:01,000
I would like to roll an insight check on these giants and see if I can figure out

530
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
any weaknesses of theirs, perhaps.

531
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Sure.

532
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
That is a 16.

533
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:13,000
But since I have advantage on insight checks against giants, nope, so that 16 is going

534
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
to have to stand.

535
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:23,000
You know that they are very hard to blind, charm, deafen, frighten, stun or knock

536
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
unconscious because they have two heads.

537
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Okay.

538
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Go for the bellies.

539
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:35,000
As for weaknesses, you know they're big, so they're pretty easy to hit.

540
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Okay.

541
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
But they have no real...

542
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,000
So like axes are a weakness or like...

543
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Slashing, poking, flooding.

544
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:50,000
If you have anything that explodes, they're tickling.

545
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
They hate the tickle monster.

546
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Okay.

547
00:25:53,000 --> 00:26:00,000
I'm going to use a bonus action and pick the Etten that's fighting me and next time

548
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,000
I do damage to it, I'm going to add 1d8 force damage to that damage.

549
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000
Alright.

550
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
And I'm going to attack them with my axe.

551
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
It's a 22.

552
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Yeah, we'll hit.

553
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Excellent.

554
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000
23.

555
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:20,000
So you take a big chunk out of this Etten in front of you and he doesn't look too happy

556
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000
about that, lets out a bellowing roar.

557
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Sweet, and I'm also going to use a healing surge because that attack hurt me.

558
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
That's probably a good idea.

559
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
10 hit points back.

560
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
Also roll a d20 for me.

561
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Okay.

562
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,000
That's a 12.

563
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Yeah, so you're good.

564
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Okay.

565
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Laska's turn and Laska says, maybe we should just run.

566
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
Yeah?

567
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Because the exit's right around that corner there, no?

568
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,000
They seem like they would be slow to get up that slippery, slippery, slippery.

569
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
I'm into it, let's fucking run.

570
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
Let's do it.

571
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:09,000
So Laska, Delaine, Flamekins is like, fuck it, let's do it!

572
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:14,000
And she sends out a chaos bolt as she's going.

573
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:21,000
She hurls an undulating, warbling mass of chaotic energy at the biggest one.

574
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000
I'm going to make a ranged spell attack.

575
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,000
She gets a 16 and she gets to roll 2d8 plus 1d6 damage.

576
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Choose one of the d8s.

577
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:35,000
The number rolled on that die determines the attack's damage type as shown below

578
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
because it's chaotic.

579
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
Okay, this one.

580
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:44,000
So that's 9 damage and it is cold damage.

581
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:50,000
So 9 cold damage hurls out at this big behemoth.

582
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000
And it's like, uber!

583
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Uber?

584
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Uber.

585
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
No one's coming to pick you up.

586
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:04,000
So Thaddeus also runs, and then it's the Etton's turn before Nularaaaithea and Flint get to go.

587
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Bye guys!

588
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
See you later!

589
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,000
So they've moved their 30 feet or whatever they have.

590
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Laska's fucking gone.

591
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
If they dash, don't they move further than 30 feet?

592
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Oh yeah, they move double.

593
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Well, Flamekins didn't dash.

594
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Flamekins moving her 25 feet just as fast as she can, hurling bolts of coal out the...

595
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Dropping bombs behind her.

596
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000
So Etton1 is going to swing at Thea.

597
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
One at Thea and one at Nularaaaa.

598
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Thea, Nularaaaa.

599
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Thea, that's a 23.

600
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Nularaaaa, that's a 12.

601
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Don't roll those.

602
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Don't roll these d20s for damage.

603
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
10, 11.

604
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000
12.

605
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
11 slashing damage for you.

606
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Flint, you're going to get one of each.

607
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Okay.

608
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,000
That's an 18 slashing damage.

609
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
Oh, that does not hit.

610
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000
And a 20 piercing damage.

611
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Oh, that does. Yeah, that definitely does.

612
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000
So the piercing damage, that's 11 piercing damage.

613
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Okay.

614
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Now it's your guys' turn.

615
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,000
You are engaged in combat directly.

616
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:19,000
So if you decide to run, there could be an opportunity attack with one attack against you.

617
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,000
You could also disengage.

618
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Yeah, that thing.

619
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Yeah.

620
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
The thing you guys use all the time.

621
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Definitely.

622
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
All your other attack options.

623
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Definitely.

624
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Hide, run.

625
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
So combat, disengage.

626
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000
No one wants to listen to a group of people who are like, yeah, I'm just going to hide.

627
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000
Sometimes it's okay not to back.

628
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
I'm just going to run from my problems, guys.

629
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:48,000
If you take the disengage action, your movement doesn't provoke opportunity attacks for the rest of turn.

630
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
So can you disengage and then run?

631
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Yep.

632
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000
Because that's an action.

633
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000
How far?

634
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Can I swing my axe, then disengage, then run?

635
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Well, you guys have two attacks, or two, well, I mean, yeah, you guys have two actions.

636
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
You have one single action.

637
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Yeah, so I'll disengage and run, but you guys can do some damage.

638
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Okay, but we could do one more attack and then run, and then disengage.

639
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
How far are we from the entrance?

640
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:22,000
From the entrance, you can presume you're about 120 feet from the main entrance.

641
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
It's two dashes.

642
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
That's a double dash.

643
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000
But I can't dash on this one if I disengage.

644
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,000
If you attack and disengage, you can't dash.

645
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,000
But if we just disengage, then we can dash.

646
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
That still only gets me 60, right?

647
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,000
And these dudes are big dudes, like they probably have more movement than us.

648
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Okay, I guess I would, it seems like, okay, I'm going to attack the one that I was already fighting.

649
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Okay.

650
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
That's the short answer.

651
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000
That is a 21.

652
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Yeah, 21 will hit.

653
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
That's 14 damage.

654
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
Going to attack it again.

655
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,000
That is 29.

656
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Assume that hits.

657
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,000
16 damage.

658
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:13,000
So if I move away, then I can, then I'll be, they could take an opportunity attack?

659
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Yeah.

660
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Okay.

661
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000
Well, I guess I'm in it to win it.

662
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:23,000
We've, I was going to say, Flint tries to bite him.

663
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
Flint doesn't try and bite him.

664
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,000
I mean, he bite.

665
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
He hasn't had his turn yet.

666
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Donnie is going to try.

667
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
Donnie only got a 13.

668
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000
13 hits.

669
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Whoa.

670
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Well, they are easy to hit.

671
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000
He said they're big.

672
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
It's true.

673
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:45,000
So that is six damage and he needs to do a con save.

674
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Come on, one.

675
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
I think giants have pretty low con.

676
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Yeah.

677
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
It's a nine.

678
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Okay, then he is poisoned.

679
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Okay.

680
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:08,000
So he falls unconscious for one hour until he takes damage or another creature shakes

681
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000
him awake.

682
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:18,000
You take your two huge cuts out of him and he gets bitten by Donnie and the eyes glaze

683
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
over on both heads, I think.

684
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Yeah, sure.

685
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Wouldn't that be awkward if only half his body fell asleep?

686
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:28,000
He'd be like pins and needles and the head's like lolling to the side.

687
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Yeah, he falls asleep and he falls to the ground.

688
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Odds are evens.

689
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
Which way does he fall?

690
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Is he going to fall in the water and drown?

691
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
I think he's going to fall on one of us.

692
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Odds will be forward.

693
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Evens will be back.

694
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
So he falls backwards.

695
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
So he doesn't land on me.

696
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
He doesn't land on you.

697
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Hooray!

698
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:57,000
Also, Donnie is fucking jazzed, by the way.

699
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
So what does he sound like?

700
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
He's super excited.

701
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
He just took you on a giant.

702
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Guys, guys, did you see what I did there?

703
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
I knocked out that fucking giant there.

704
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Oh, he didn't see what was happening.

705
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Shit.

706
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Let's get the fuck out of here.

707
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
You did shit, Donnie.

708
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Phew.

709
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Thea, you're up.

710
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000
So the one that you were attacking is now down.

711
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
So you no longer have that opportunity.

712
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
I'm going to pick him, but I won't.

713
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Because he'll just wake up.

714
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Thea's like, take that, sucker.

715
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Oh, fuck.

716
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
So I can dash.

717
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
You can now dash.

718
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Can I take a healing surge and dash?

719
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,000
Yeah, because we pretty much treat that as a bonus action.

720
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Okie dokie.

721
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Flint, your turn, bud.

722
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Okay, so there's one down and the one that attacked me before that I also hit is right in front of me still?

723
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000
You betcha.

724
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Okay, I'll lay into it with my axe a couple times.

725
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
I have a question. Is there one still in the pool?

726
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Like, how the fuck do I get out of here?

727
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
He's been trying to get out.

728
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
It's a 23.

729
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
It's like slippery surface.

730
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
23 I'll hit.

731
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Okay.

732
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000
16, damage.

733
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
That hurt.

734
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,000
I was going to say, he's burdenating the countryside.

735
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
He's burdenating the countryside?

736
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Alright, this one's a 19.

737
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
So that should hit, if I remember correctly.

738
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Oh, crit fail, but it wants a 1.

739
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,000
But I get to roll it again because of my special skills.

740
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
19.

741
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Everybody else continues to dash outside.

742
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
They've made it around the corner.

743
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000
They didn't like look back and throw some spells to help us?

744
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
No.

745
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
They're fucked up.

746
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Just peaced out.

747
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Yeah, no, they're making their way.

748
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
They're assuming that you're following behind.

749
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
They're solely focused on getting out.

750
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000
The Etans turn.

751
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:52,000
The one in the pond is like, guys, I'm trying to get out, but I'm tied by the seaweed.

752
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:58,000
The other one's like, fuck off, Harold.

753
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Poor Harold.

754
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
I'm not Harold.

755
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
I'm Carl.

756
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Because they have two heads.

757
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,000
I thought we'd already bailed on the two head concederas.

758
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
No, I'm working on it now.

759
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
But the other one swings at you.

760
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
One's a crit 20.

761
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Oh, yeah.

762
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
The other one's a 19 plus 7.

763
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
So that's going to hit.

764
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Yeah, those will both hit.

765
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Yeah, so first is first is your crit battleaxe.

766
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
It's a good song.

767
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Slashing damage.

768
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:41,000
12 more piercing damage from that good old morning star coming down on you.

769
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Okay.

770
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
I'm real hurt.

771
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
It's a gun morning star.

772
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,000
It's an exploding morning star.

773
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Lara, did you run away?

774
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
No, you were in battle.

775
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
I'm still there.

776
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000
You are not in direct combat at this point.

777
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Oh, yeah, right, because he fell asleep.

778
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:04,000
But you are standing beside Flint who is taking morning stars.

779
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Gun morning star damage.

780
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
Fair.

781
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Is it just the two of us again?

782
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Just the two of us.

783
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,000
We can make it if we try.

784
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Maybe.

785
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000
There's your song.

786
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:20,000
I want to sing a song too.

787
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Shut up, Carl.

788
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Okay, well, I guess I'm going to help my friend.

789
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Yay.

790
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,000
I don't like that exploding morning star on him.

791
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,000
That is an 18.

792
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Yep.

793
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
It's 10 damage.

794
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Second attack is a 20.

795
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Not critical.

796
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
20 damage.

797
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:50,000
20 is much better when you don't roll two ones.

798
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
20 damage?

799
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
20 damage.

800
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Yeah, so how do you kill this Etten?

801
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Yeah.

802
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Oh, it's so fun.

803
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000
How tall are they?

804
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
They're real tall, right?

805
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Yeah, they're large giants.

806
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:07,000
So they're another person taller than you.

807
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,000
You could use me as some sort of jumping stool.

808
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Because I have this amazing vertical leap.

809
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:21,000
I was going to say I cut off one of his legs below the knee so he falls and then I chop off a head.

810
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000
I'm a big fan of beheading at all times.

811
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,000
But I got to get him down to my level because he's so much bigger than me.

812
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000
I like it.

813
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
So I de-legged and de-headed him.

814
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
That's perfect.

815
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
So that happens and the other Etten calls out.

816
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,000
He's like, I'm coming.

817
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:43,000
And you see slowly kind of making his way out of the pond.

818
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000
What do you do?

819
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000
I'm going to take a healing surge as I run.

820
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Are you two running too?

821
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Yeah, let's just fucking push it.

822
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,000
So yeah, you guys make your way up and out.

823
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:02,000
And you are back out in the clearing outside the waterfall.

824
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:07,000
As we ran out of this place, did we not see any of the captured elves?

825
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Yeah, no other elves, eh?

826
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000
You just fucking ran.

827
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000
You didn't go down into the...

828
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000
It's true.

829
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,000
We kind of got stopped as soon as we got into that main chamber.

830
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
But are there any out here?

831
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Because they could have also run off.

832
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
So that was the plan, right?

833
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:25,000
That they were going to do a distraction and then every elf for themselves.

834
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Yeah, you don't see any of them.

835
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:33,000
You do see some of their weapons that have been dropped.

836
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:39,000
But are uncertain as to where the bodies holding those weapons are.

837
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Weirdly enough, though, we do see the elf on the shelf.

838
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
It's always fucking weird.

839
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000
Nerenvane is really cruel and weird.

840
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:52,000
So he had an elf on the shelf that he kept hiding around the place.

841
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
And it's kind of fucked up.

842
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000
And the one person who spotted him first didn't get eaten that day.

843
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
It was just a fun little game.

844
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Wow, psychological torture from Nerenvane, that guy.

845
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Jeez.

846
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Flammokins pipes up and she's like,

847
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Hey Flint, what's up with your underwear?

848
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
As she asked that, you hear from the waterfall.

849
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,000
I'm coming.

850
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,000
And then the familiar sound, which doesn't sound too familiar,

851
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:28,000
but maybe a little familiar to you of a distant horn.

852
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Blaring air horn, so to speak, or some sort of steam powered engine.

853
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,000
As the giant stands in the crest in the waterfall

854
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:43,000
and you see his face from behind him,

855
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:50,000
comes a train that explodes this giant.

856
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Wow.

857
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Oh my God.

858
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
What is that?

859
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
What is that?

860
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
They're hilarious, aren't they?

861
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Hey there, I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

862
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000
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896
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Have a great couple of weeks.

897
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We'll talk to you soon.

898
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Just kidding.

899
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
I've never seen a train before.

900
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
I have no idea.

901
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
I've never seen anything like that before.

902
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
With the insignia of a giant eye,

903
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
which is the symbol of the

904
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Guild of the Nine Shadows.

905
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Well, you guys came up with it.

906
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
It's true, we did.

907
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
I don't remember that.

908
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
It comes out and pulls

909
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000
to a stop down in front of you.

910
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
And Delaine and Thaddeus and Flamikinskins are all like

911
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
holy fuck, holy fuck, what the shit?

912
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Try and pick out who's voice was what.

913
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Figure it out.

914
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000
I think I nailed Flamikinskins, I'm not sure on the other two.

915
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Yeah, she was the holy fuck.

916
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
The door opens up

917
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
and off steps

918
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000
a tall, well-dressed

919
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
older gentleman.

920
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000
He's in a gray suit,

921
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000
very nice.

922
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
He's got a bushy mustache,

923
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
and a pocket watch

924
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000
that he pulls out and cracks open

925
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
right on time, every time there.

926
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Right here on the train.

927
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Alright, he tips his gray top hat to you.

928
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
He's like, where do we need to go?

929
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
The North Pole!

930
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
This is the Polar Express, is it not?

931
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
I assume.

932
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
It's Tom Hanks, and it's the Polar Express.

933
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
You're Flinthian

934
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Nularaaaa, yes?

935
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Yes.

936
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Okay, good.

937
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
I was sent here...

938
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
That's not the voice.

939
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
I was sent here...

940
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
No, it was more British.

941
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Not that British.

942
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
Not cockney British, but...

943
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Right on time, every time.

944
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
That's the one?

945
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Little more whimsical, little more elegant,

946
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
little more storyteller.

947
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Storyteller, where is it?

948
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
My name is Danson.

949
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Ted Danson?

950
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
We didn't meet the last time you were on the train.

951
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
I don't know a Ted.

952
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
I'm sorry.

953
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
But I've been sent to bring you

954
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000
back to the Guild for a little

955
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
stop in visit.

956
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
And then on your way,

957
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000
you clearly have some

958
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000
business here as he wipes

959
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
some of the blood off of the train.

960
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
But we'll get that cleaned up later.

961
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
Maybe we'll just zip back through

962
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000
the waterfall. We'll see.

963
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
That's a good car wash.

964
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Would we be able to

965
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
stop on by

966
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Alton? I'm a little concerned

967
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
that that

968
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
might be... You know, like

969
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
we may have just pissed off a dragon and it's

970
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000
just gone and burned down an entire village.

971
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
I feel like that's on us.

972
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
True. Most of them were leaving.

973
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
We should still go there, but remember they were all

974
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
kind of evacuating.

975
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
So hopefully... Were they? I felt like

976
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
that was the last town left. Were they all leaving?

977
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
They were leaving. Oh, good. Yes, I'm so glad

978
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
you're right. Okay.

979
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Yes, yes, yes. We can...

980
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000
We have the power of the train. We can swing by

981
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
wherever we want.

982
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Awesome! Are your friends

983
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
coming? I mean, they

984
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
can come, but

985
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
they're not going to remember.

986
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Well, we could send Delaine

987
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
back to Waterdeep.

988
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
What do we do with

989
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
the Flamikins?

990
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Well, she's definitely coming with us, right?

991
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Is he taking us to the

992
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
council or to the guild first?

993
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
The guild

994
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
first. Where is the guild again?

995
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Mm-hmm.

996
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Where are they?

997
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Where? Do you remember?

998
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Anybody? I remember.

999
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
I... My...

1000
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000
I just couldn't remember if that was also

1001
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
in Waterdeep, which is where

1002
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Delaine's going. I have it

1003
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
in my notes. Give me the first letter.

1004
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
The guild is in an unknown location. You don't

1005
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
even know the location. Oh, okay. Okay.

1006
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Yeah, hence why we don't remember

1007
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
the train trip. Right. You guys don't

1008
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
know, because you guys don't actually

1009
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
know. Okay. I thought I just couldn't remember.

1010
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
Thaddeus and

1011
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Flamikins, you're welcome

1012
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
to come with us. Delaine, I

1013
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000
understand if you want to get

1014
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000
back to Waterdeep.

1015
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Uh, yeah.

1016
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Or come with us on the train.

1017
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
No, no, no.

1018
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Oh, I'm good.

1019
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Okay, I'm going to go this way

1020
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
and dance in

1021
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Steps 4. He says, just a moment, sir.

1022
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
And he's like, just look. Look into

1023
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
my eyes and listen to the sound

1024
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000
of my voice. And

1025
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
he starts to wave his pocket watch back

1026
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
and forth, and he says, this is not

1027
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000
a concern that you'll ever need to

1028
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000
worry about again. And he snaps

1029
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000
the pocket watch closed, and

1030
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Delaine

1031
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
is kind of just a little bit jarred back.

1032
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
And he turns and says, well, I'll

1033
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
see you in Waterdeep then.

1034
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
And he heads

1035
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
off into the woods.

1036
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
He is like,

1037
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
arm outstretched, just like...

1038
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Russ, if you could pipe

1039
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
in that Whitney Houston song

1040
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
from The Bodyguard, right about now.

1041
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
And...

1042
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Or sing it. Yeah, that works too.

1043
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
I don't pipe in. I always

1044
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
sing it. I always sing it. Flamikins is

1045
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
like, I don't care about your

1046
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
underwear anymore, dude. Let's get on this thing.

1047
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000
I have so many questions

1048
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000
about why you had questions

1049
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000
about Flynn's underwear. Because he screamed at the

1050
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000
dragon, I've got underwear, or don't have underwear.

1051
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000
Any fucking ways, let's get on

1052
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000
this boat. Alright!

1053
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
I think it's a train.

1054
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Flamikins, I think it's a train.

1055
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
I've never seen a train before in my life!

1056
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000
And she's already scurrying

1057
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
up the steps.

1058
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000
That is like fucking... Alright, yeah, let's do

1059
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
this.

1060
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
This one leads you to

1061
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
a few rooms. Who's bunking with who?

1062
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
I'll bunk with Nulara.

1063
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Flamikins,

1064
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
you can talk more about

1065
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000
to Flint

1066
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000
about his underpants situation.

1067
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Alright,

1068
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
let's go talk, bud.

1069
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Sure.

1070
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000
I'm sorry, but I'm not.

1071
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
You're not sorry.

1072
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
And Thaddeus takes his own room.

1073
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
I figured, you know, it's like 80.

1074
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
And

1075
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Danza says, we'll swing right by out in there,

1076
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
don't you worry.

1077
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000
And he goes back up to the front of the train

1078
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
and the train begins to pull away.

1079
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
We tune in with

1080
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Nulara and Thea, who

1081
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
are discussing things.

1082
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Okay, um, Thea is like

1083
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
unpacking her shit. So what's going on with

1084
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Delaine? This is what I want to talk about.

1085
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Oh, this is what you want to talk about. I have different things to talk about.

1086
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Oh, do you have real things to talk about?

1087
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Because apparently I want our characters to talk

1088
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
about, like, your love life.

1089
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Oh, okay. Thea sits down on one of the

1090
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
benches that are in the carriage

1091
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
or, like, the, I don't know.

1092
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Oh, they're swanky beds.

1093
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Oh, they're swanky beds. Oh, yeah.

1094
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
First class, all the way.

1095
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
So Thea, like, sits down on the silk sheets

1096
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
and, like, rubs them and

1097
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
goes crisscross applesauce and is like,

1098
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000
well, nothing.

1099
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000
But

1100
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000
maybe once

1101
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
this is all over, we will

1102
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000
see each other again if, you know,

1103
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000
if fate wants it

1104
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
to happen. It'll happen. Okay, and no

1105
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
judgment, but what about Salazar?

1106
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Are you still, you still

1107
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
nothing? Interested? Well, it's just

1108
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
it's been a long time since we've seen him.

1109
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
Yeah, we'll see what, we'll see what fires

1110
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000
are rekindled there.

1111
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
Okay. I don't know. Um, so

1112
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
you, like,

1113
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
you, like, kind of, like,

1114
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
almost died back there.

1115
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Yeah, that happened.

1116
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Um, here's the thing.

1117
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000
We're not very good

1118
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
at fighting dragons.

1119
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Yeah. We keep trying.

1120
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
And our will is strong.

1121
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
But our flesh is weak.

1122
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
So Thea's like,

1123
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
mm, I feel that, but she's thinking

1124
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
about something totally.

1125
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000
So I,

1126
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000
um, you know,

1127
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
we're going to have to

1128
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
stop Tiamat.

1129
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
And

1130
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Dragon.

1131
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Uh, so that's a bit worrying.

1132
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
But, you know,

1133
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000
I'm sure it'll be fine, right?

1134
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000
We'll be fine. Yeah.

1135
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
I, I think so. And,

1136
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
you know, like, if you ever want to talk

1137
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
about, you know,

1138
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000
if you saw anything

1139
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000
or, like, I'm super curious. Like,

1140
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
did you see a light? Like, what,

1141
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000
what was that like?

1142
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000
It, it kind of was just

1143
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
just, hmm.

1144
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Like, it was Grancis saying, get the

1145
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
fuck back there.

1146
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
Oh, boy. You're not done yet.

1147
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Boy.

1148
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Oh, God. It's Grancis'

1149
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000
soul position now is just to kick your

1150
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000
souls back into your body.

1151
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Oh, if, um, anyone

1152
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
could please

1153
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000
maybe, like, sketch

1154
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000
us up a little something of Grancis

1155
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000
like roundhouse kicking Nulara's spirit

1156
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
back into her body,

1157
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
that would be really fantastic.

1158
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
I would put it right,

1159
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000
right up here with my wolf.

1160
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000
They can't see where I'm gesturing.

1161
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000
This is an audio medium. Yeah, they can.

1162
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
But I can. You

1163
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000
can. And it's right up above my head.

1164
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Yes. That's true.

1165
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000
So that'd be great if someone could do

1166
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000
that. Um, yeah, Nulara

1167
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
can't tell Thea about,

1168
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
because you know how Thea feels about Grancis.

1169
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
I don't want to. I don't want to tell

1170
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
her that's what's waiting for her in the afterlife.

1171
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Oh, shit. Well, I know

1172
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000
it might be more motivating for Thea

1173
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000
not to die. I don't want to

1174
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
see that motherfucker again.

1175
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
I am never dying.

1176
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Uh, Thea goes, can I braids

1177
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
your hair? Uh, totally.

1178
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
We get

1179
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000
real girly when it's just the two of us.

1180
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000
It's true. You know, I feel

1181
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
Nulara's a lot softer

1182
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
when she doesn't really

1183
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000
need to be putting on, like, a fighty

1184
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000
face, like, because it's different. She seems like, yeah.

1185
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Grew up with all those bros,

1186
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
right? Like, I'm used to being around dudes.

1187
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000
So when it's just like me and my girl, we're just

1188
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000
hanging out. It goes by

1189
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000
after a little while, goes by

1190
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Altand, and you see that

1191
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
the city is, in fact,

1192
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
um, evacuated, and

1193
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000
there's nobody else there.

1194
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
It doesn't look like the dragon has come back.

1195
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Like, there's no extra damage from

1196
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
when you left. Good. Well, also, we did

1197
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
hurt it a fair bit, I think, so

1198
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
it probably isn't going around

1199
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000
like trying to shit kick at the moment.

1200
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
That's what I do when

1201
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000
I'm hurt, though. Yeah.

1202
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000
Somebody just means, who can I hurt?

1203
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
So you hear over

1204
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000
a porn

1205
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
PA system, and he says,

1206
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Alright there, friends. Is everything all good

1207
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000
with this Altand here? Are we good

1208
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
to head back to the guild?

1209
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Yes, Danson.

1210
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Onward. And

1211
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000
you guys are just, you just

1212
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
hang out and it starts to speed away.

1213
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Down the hall,

1214
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
we tune in with Flint and Flamikins

1215
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
So what the fuck, bud?

1216
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
Uh, what do you mean?

1217
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
You got, you got underwear or

1218
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
not?

1219
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Oh.

1220
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Everyone wants to know.

1221
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
The burning question that all of Faerun's

1222
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
been wanting to ask. I mean, I get that you

1223
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
trying to throw a dragon off it's

1224
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
whatchamacallit.

1225
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000
This is a great room, by the way. Better than

1226
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
any boat I've been on.

1227
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000
BT Dobs, I'm

1228
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000
sticking with you guys until we get back to Waterdeep.

1229
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
And then I'm gonna find a boat.

1230
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Cause, fuck dragons.

1231
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Okay.

1232
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000
So. It's fair, I guess. So what's your

1233
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000
deal, man?

1234
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Uh, well, see,

1235
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000
um, and I start unbuttoning

1236
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000
the top of my shirt.

1237
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
And I open

1238
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000
the shirt and show her

1239
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000
the, uh, blue dragon scale

1240
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000
that is growing on my chest.

1241
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
Whew.

1242
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000
That's weird as fuck.

1243
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000
Uh, yep. Yep.

1244
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Uh, so I have this,

1245
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
uh, this dragon in

1246
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000
my mind. And he

1247
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000
kinda

1248
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000
can randomly just

1249
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000
take over for me

1250
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000
when shit's going south.

1251
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000
So he doesn't wear underwear either.

1252
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
No, that's our

1253
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000
little, uh, that's our little code to one

1254
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000
another. So I know that he's in charge.

1255
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Okay, so have you

1256
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000
told the others?

1257
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000
Uh, nope.

1258
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Okay, so we'll just,

1259
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
okay, so you don't have underwear. And if that

1260
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000
happens, I mean, I'll

1261
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000
pants you and just prove that you don't have underwear.

1262
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000
I,

1263
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000
I mean, that's not really the point, but

1264
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
sure, knock yourself out. Alright.

1265
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000
Sweet. So can I braid your beard?

1266
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000
Tiny braids on each side,

1267
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000
yes. Done! And

1268
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000
uh, everybody,

1269
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
everybody kinda just drifts off

1270
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000
to sleep.

1271
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Would you say it's a long rest

1272
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
kinda?

1273
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Um, and you wake up

1274
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000
as the train begins to pull into

1275
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
the station

1276
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000
at the guild, which you have seen before.

1277
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Would you say it was a long rest?

1278
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000
And you feel very rejuvenated.

1279
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Oh, thank god. Very?

1280
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000
Uh, like long rest rejuvenated.

1281
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Rejuvenated.

1282
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
And you step off onto the platform

1283
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
and dance and says,

1284
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000
I'll be right here waiting for you

1285
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000
when you're ready to go.

1286
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Neat, thanks buddy!

1287
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Music

1288
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Music

1289
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000
Music

1290
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000
Music

1291
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000
Music

1292
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Music

1293
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000
Music

1294
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Music

1295
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000
You

1296
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000
You

1297
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000
You

1298
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000
You

1299
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,000
Hey we detect

1300
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000
real weird faces

1301
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000
real weird faces

1302
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000
And I'm trying

1303
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
And I'm trying to look

1304
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000
One third of the skype windows

1305
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000
up.

1306
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
up.

1307
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000
So

1308
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,920
Oh, well, fuck it, whatever.

1309
00:55:35,780 --> 00:55:37,539
Sorry, I'm just mumbling to myself.

1310
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,679
But you also come out with,

1311
00:55:46,639 --> 00:55:48,960
I wrote a very poor list, I'm sorry guys.

1312
00:55:50,579 --> 00:55:53,380
Is it venereal disease?

1313
00:55:53,380 --> 00:55:55,780
Oh no, Flynn's the only weakness.

1314
00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:59,039
Is it a long shaft, jewel-encrusted,

1315
00:55:59,039 --> 00:56:01,920
not quite sure for the use of it?

1316
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:02,759
No, no.

1317
00:56:02,759 --> 00:56:05,239
Good wait to it though, see if dishwasher's safe.

1318
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:08,000
Okay, also does turn out I can speak giant,

1319
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,159
I just was unaware of the fact that I can.

1320
00:56:10,159 --> 00:56:12,739
So, sorry about that.

1321
00:56:12,739 --> 00:56:15,440
Oh, you knew they were saying get the fuck in there.

1322
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,279
Okay, great.

1323
00:56:16,279 --> 00:56:18,440
We need to get that hoard before the dragon gets back.

1324
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,880
Oh man, we could've waited until they all got in there.

1325
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,159
Sorry about that, guys.

1326
00:56:24,599 --> 00:56:25,440
That's okay.

1327
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,199
Maybe, maybe we can just.

1328
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,400
Alaska woman.

1329
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:33,760
Maybe, maybe, I can't remember what voice I used

1330
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,600
for the damn wolf.

1331
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,320
I think she was just no nonsense.

1332
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:40,280
What the fuck, guys?

1333
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,680
I can't remember that.

1334
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,520
You gave it a woman.

1335
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:44,600
What the fuck, guys?

1336
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:45,440
Oh my God.

1337
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:46,260
Oh my God.

1338
00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:48,920
Are you doing this?

1339
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:49,760
Just speaking irregular.

1340
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,380
You seem like Christian Slater,

1341
00:56:51,380 --> 00:56:54,880
so how are you having to really weirding me out?

1342
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,120
Like your movements too, or like,

1343
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:59,440
like baby Jack Nicholson.

1344
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,519
Oh, man.

1345
00:57:03,559 --> 00:57:04,400
So I'm pretty sure that's what Laska sounded like.

1346
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,480
I'm pretty sure I just used a regular voice for Laska.

1347
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:09,960
I don't think I did any sort of affectation to it.

1348
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,699
Do the Christian Slater voice.

1349
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:13,960
Maybe.

1350
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:14,799
No, that's different now.

1351
00:57:14,799 --> 00:57:15,619
No, that was terrible.

1352
00:57:15,619 --> 00:57:16,460
I can't even hold it.

1353
00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:17,299
I can't even hold it.

1354
00:57:17,299 --> 00:57:19,019
Somebody else would do Donnie's voice.

1355
00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:21,339
No, that's Flamey Kinn's voice.

1356
00:57:21,339 --> 00:57:23,559
Fuck, park the car on you.

1357
00:57:23,559 --> 00:57:25,400
I haven't done Donnie's voice in a while.

1358
00:57:25,559 --> 00:57:27,760
The way Laska gets into character is amazing.

1359
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:30,500
And he says, right on time, every time.

1360
00:57:32,079 --> 00:57:33,019
No, I need a different voice

1361
00:57:33,019 --> 00:57:35,680
because that's the same as every other fucking character.

1362
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,519
I get on the train as well, yeah.

1363
00:57:39,519 --> 00:57:40,880
Oh yeah, I thought that was just implied.

1364
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:42,559
Yeah, me too, but then there was a pause,

1365
00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:45,079
so I just wanted to make it explicitly clear

1366
00:57:45,079 --> 00:57:46,400
that I have gone on the train.

1367
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:47,440
The train pulled away.

1368
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,039
New Laura's still standing by the waterfall.

1369
00:57:50,039 --> 00:57:51,559
She didn't come on.

1370
00:57:51,559 --> 00:57:54,740
We'll swing right by Alton there.

1371
00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:55,980
No, fuck.

1372
00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:59,560
We already established they were all running away.

1373
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,400
Yeah.

1374
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,220
No, no, no, I want to check on them, though.

1375
00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:03,220
No, we should still go, I think.

1376
00:58:03,220 --> 00:58:06,220
Oh, is BV still, is BV2 still there?

1377
00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:07,040
Hopefully.

1378
00:58:08,020 --> 00:58:09,140
He should be the last to go.

1379
00:58:09,140 --> 00:58:10,940
He's feeding everyone.

1380
00:58:10,940 --> 00:58:13,940
So yeah, Dancin says that they'll go, you'll.

1381
00:58:13,940 --> 00:58:15,900
But how does he say it, Russ?

1382
00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:16,860
I'm a storyteller.

1383
00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:18,340
I'm a, fuck.

1384
00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:19,180
Whimsical, you're whimsical, Russ.

1385
00:58:19,180 --> 00:58:20,340
Right on time, every time.

1386
00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:23,260
Okay, that's the phrase that pays.

1387
00:58:24,900 --> 00:58:27,540
Is this a radio station contest?

1388
00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:30,940
We'll swing by Alton there right away.

1389
00:58:30,940 --> 00:58:31,940
It doesn't fucking matter.

1390
00:58:31,940 --> 00:58:34,900
Dancin is, Dancin's all over.

1391
00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:37,140
Dancin is accent fluid.

1392
00:58:37,140 --> 00:58:38,500
You can't pin him down and be like,

1393
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:39,860
where'd you say you're from again?

1394
00:58:39,860 --> 00:58:42,700
And he'd be like, oh, the ground.

1395
00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:46,260
Wouldn't you like to know?

1396
00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:48,260
Oh, citizen of the world, you know.

1397
00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:51,580
We're gonna go swing,

1398
00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:53,580
we're gonna go swing by there.

1399
00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:59,500
Okay, here's what I think happened.

1400
00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:02,740
I think he grew up as a poor Irish kid,

1401
00:59:02,740 --> 00:59:05,020
but then got into a higher society

1402
00:59:05,020 --> 00:59:08,820
and trained himself to get rid of that fucking accent.

1403
00:59:08,820 --> 00:59:09,940
But in times of stress,

1404
00:59:09,940 --> 00:59:12,180
it comes out and he can't help it.

1405
00:59:14,180 --> 00:59:15,460
I'm a storyteller.

1406
00:59:15,460 --> 00:59:16,300
I like it.

1407
00:59:17,660 --> 00:59:18,980
Fuck it, we're going.

1408
00:59:18,980 --> 00:59:21,260
Okay, whatever, I'll put it in post.

1409
00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:22,660
Fuck it.

1410
00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:26,340
Surprised New Laura doesn't have like a spiked faux hawk

1411
00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:29,100
because she's been around all those dudes.

1412
00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:31,300
Yeah, but just because you're around something a lot

1413
00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:33,860
doesn't necessarily mean you become them.

1414
00:59:33,860 --> 00:59:34,700
I don't know how that works.

1415
00:59:34,700 --> 00:59:37,660
I can't believe New Laura's not like, already a dude.

1416
00:59:38,860 --> 00:59:40,380
Or that's how that works, right?

1417
00:59:40,380 --> 00:59:41,220
I can't believe New Laura's not-

1418
00:59:41,220 --> 00:59:42,060
If you run enough testosterone,

1419
00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:42,900
you'll just sprout a penis, right?

1420
00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:43,740
You do, yes.

1421
00:59:43,740 --> 00:59:45,700
Penis sprouting happens, it's a real thing.

1422
00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:46,540
Look it up.

1423
00:59:46,540 --> 00:59:48,780
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